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Leave or stay there !!

Apr 30, 2007 in Funny News

A man in China has refused to sell his house as part of a massive development project, which is turning the area into a 40 million dollar apartment and shopping mall. After man demanded 1.3 million for his home, developers had an idea - They just dug around him! - Leave or stay where ever you are for life !!

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Top 5 Pick Up Lines

Apr 30, 2007 in One Liners

Use these pick up lines on any boy or girl and there is no chance that you will miss a date :

  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again ?
  • Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
  • Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, “I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is.”
  • How bout you, me, and privacy?
  • You look just like my second wife. Of course I’ve only been married once…
  • Enjoy :D

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    Blonde Moment

    Apr 30, 2007 in Jokes

    A blonde a brunette and a red head all die and when you die you need to pass a test to go to heaven. God tells you 100 jokes (1 joke per step in a staircase) and if you laugh at one of them you have to start over again at the bottom of the steps. The brunette goes 10 steps and laughs, the red head goes 7 steps and laughs, and the blonde goes 99 steps and laughs.

    Why did the blonde make it so far without laughing?

    She just got the first joke!!

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    Find out your friend’s crushes

    Apr 30, 2007 in Pranks

    Ever wondered who your friend secretly likes? Is your girlfriend or boyfriend really true to you? you can finally find out by doing the following trick !!

    1. You have to send an email to your friend saying that you tried a Love Calculator which worked very well for you and would like him/her to try it out too. In the email, you have to include a customized link to our “Love Calculator”.

    2. Now, the exciting part! At the “Love Calculator” webpage, your friend will be told to enter the names of his/her crushes so that we can make some predictions. As soon as your friend fills in his/her crush list, the names would automatically be mailed to you!

    3. Click here to get started

    Enjoy :D

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    What a way to end a man’s protest !!

    Apr 30, 2007 in Funny News

    BERLIN - A German man who spent 10 days in a self-made box atop a 72-foot-tall pole to protest a looming jail term was lured off his perch by his wife — who sent up a topless picture of herself in his lunch box.

    Fred Gregor, 45, was bidding to have his 15-month conviction for fraud overturned by squatting in his tiny cubicle atop a converted television mast. He told Reuters in a telephone interview last week that he wanted a new trial.

    His wife Susanne, 25, backed his protest until the former stripper and mother of their five children decided she had had enough.

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