May 14, 2007 in Funny Games
May 14, 2007 in Pranks
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Screen Screw Make them think their monitor is ruined! |
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The Finger Change their mouse cursor into the middle finger! |
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Add/Remove Make them think all their programs are being erased! |
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Mouse Droppings Make their mouse drop little brown poops across their screen! |
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Random Burper Make their computer belch at random! |
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Dirty Mouse Make them think their mouse ball is dirty! |
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Fake Delete Make their computer pretend to “erase” all the files from a directory that you specify! |
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Cursor Fun Change their mouse cursor to a new one that you specify! |
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Open CD Make their CD drive open and close when they’re not expecting it! |
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Fake Shutdown Make them think Windows is shutting down by itself! |
May 14, 2007 in Jokes
One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein, US Ambassador to Spain Eduardo Aguirre, and television’s Tony Danza were on a jungle vacation together when they were caught by a tribal group.
Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She said, ”Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.” The three men looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food
Malcolm Goldstein was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. The Queen tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of the grapes up Malcolm Goldstein’s ass. The servants did their duty, and left Malcolm Goldstein lying on theground screaming.
Eduardo Aguirre was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Malcolm Goldstein was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Eduardo Aguirre had several apples in his ass and he was laughing. He asked him ”What the hell are you laughing about?”
A laughing Eduardo Aguirre replied ”Tony Danza’s coming back with a watermelon.”’
May 14, 2007 in Jokes
Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan’s arm, eye, and dick. Of course, Tarzan’s jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs — the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him.
“Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee.”
“Why’s that?”
“It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan’s ass.”