Gags 4 U - The Joy of Nonsense

Sorry…There wasn’t any update since a long time as I was setting up Hookah Town.

I am sure you will be half angry half dead after reading these stupid and crazy jokes!

Q. WHEN LION ROARS LOUDLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN????
A. TOM & JERRY STARTS……
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Q. What did the priest say when the village got flooded?
A. God DAM it
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Q. Once Parrot stepped on Elephant n Elephant died..Why?
A. Because the parrot’s name was Elephant and the elephant’s name was Parrot!
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Q. In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
the pond increases. How?
A. The other 9 fish are crying…
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”…
My Father grows beans,” said one student. “My father cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
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Hope you enjoyed … SORRY !!!

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