Gags 4 U - The Joy of Nonsense

• The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
• He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
• I like cats too. Let’s exchange recipes.
• I was happier than a kitten with a Q-tip.
• He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
• I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
• I was more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over.
• He was more tense than Jesse Jackson on Father’s Day.
• Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
• If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven’t met everybody.
• If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
• All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
• If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside down.
• Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

We often fall short of good witty SMSes. Here are some messages you can send to make anyone laugh.

• Something are made for each other.
  For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
  soap and water,
  Paper and pen,
  Shirt and Paint…

  Me and Your
  Boy Friend..

• =o00o====o00o=
  / / ,* * *. / /
  ! ‘ ( o o ) /
  ‘) ( — ) /

  Aahh…! I’m wondering
  why I dnt hav msg frm u!

  Ur Up there again!
  Come down n msg me..

• Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.
• Can v do romance in the evening today?

  I’m in a good mood
  Just a little bit of kissing and biting

  reply me soon!

  urs lovingly

  “MOSQUITO”

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