Gags 4 U - The Joy of Nonsense

• The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
• He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
• I like cats too. Let’s exchange recipes.
• I was happier than a kitten with a Q-tip.
• He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
• I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
• I was more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over.
• He was more tense than Jesse Jackson on Father’s Day.
• Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
• If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven’t met everybody.
• If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
• All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
• If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside down.
• Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

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