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Funny commercial compilation

Mr.Gag — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:29:19 +0000

Check this compilation of commercial, it’s one of the best compilations I’ve seen. I’d never seen the baby energy drink one, although I saw it mentioned in Maxium Magazine about a year ago.

The blind guy commercial, is also nice enough to have a sexy chick.

What’s your favorite? Post a comment.

Nerd Tossing and Medical Uniforms

Mr.Gag — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:09:35 +0000

You can watch scrubs on TV. You can wear scrubs whether you’re a nurse or not. You can’t not crack up at Nerd Tossing.

P.S. WTF with the writers strike? Where’s the backlash?

‘4′ letter word ( be careful ladies…)

Mr.Gag — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:31:19 +0000

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
”Well”, said her mother, “so how was the honeymoon?”

“Oh mama”‘ she replied, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic”…
suddenly she burst out crying.” But, mama, as soon as we returned,
Sam started using the most horrible language — things I’d never heard before!

I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to take me home! Please mama!
“Sarah, Sarah”, her mother said, “calm down!
You need to stay with your husband and work this out.
Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?”

“Please don’t make me tell you mama,” wept the daughter.
I’m so embarrassed, they’re just too awful! Come get me, please!”

“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
Tell your mother these horrible words!”

Sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, Mama…,
he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook…”

One liners to make you laugh!

Mr.Gag — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:13:45 +0000

The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
I like cats too. Let’s exchange recipes.
I was happier than a kitten with a Q-tip.
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
I was more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over.
He was more tense than Jesse Jackson on Father’s Day.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven’t met everybody.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside down.
Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Funny SMS

Mr.Gag — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:08:26 +0000

We often fall short of good witty SMSes. Here are some messages you can send to make anyone laugh.

Something are made for each other.
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint…

Me and Your
Boy Friend..
=o00o====o00o=
/ / ,* * *. / /
! ‘ ( o o ) /
‘) ( — ) /

Aahh…! I’m wondering
why I dnt hav msg frm u!

Ur Up there again!
Come down n msg me..
Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

Some more to come…keep dropping in

The Iraqi Motorcycle

Mr.Gag — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:02:14 +0000

Eco friendly Motorcycles

(As seen in Motorcyclist magazine - 2007 issue.)

Crazy Bizarre People !

Mr.Gag — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:11:49 +0000

Some insane people doing what not!

Sexy Soccer(Banned commercial)

Mr.Gag — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:09:05 +0000

You will remember this the next time you play soccer now

Bizzare Skydiving accident

Mr.Gag — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:09:19 +0000

This skydiver’s parachute releases before he even jumps out of the plane!

Lost Pup!

Mr.Gag — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:28:29 +0000

Now you know where to find your lost dog

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